From my twitter bookmarks – Aug 30, 2020

Lets start out with something fun before it gets messy – just like life.

Burn so severe that even the corporate twitter couldn’t handle.

Just put Skype out of business pic.twitter.com/h4Y9O8WCzb
— palmer ward (@decentbirthday) August 25, 2020

2. Oxymoron ?

https://twitter.com/OrgPhysics/status/1299575169275645952?s=20

3. As someone who was born in the country which is top five of UAE’s largest underpaid, over-worked labor supplier, this hurts as much as I’d like to laugh.

United Arab Emirates Successfully Launches Migrant Workers To Mars To Build Luxury Colonies https://t.co/V3hMOADMIc pic.twitter.com/E9ToIEgEMQ
— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 30, 2020

4. This is the kind of top class content I go to twitter for.

As of 2018, the US birth rate is approximately 0.455 Miles per hour.

Data sourced from: https://t.co/RD9XoLi4pI pic.twitter.com/1mo8QEodZS
— Luna (is at moonbase.lgbt) (@lunasorcery) August 28, 2020

5. No description needed

This was a speech against nepotism. pic.twitter.com/Kgdqwv2mTF
— Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) August 26, 2020

6. Not a comedy show

Why do the police decide that some threats must be extinguished, while other threats get defused? We know the answer. pic.twitter.com/3GpyT8zEhf
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) August 27, 2020

7. Physics

https://twitter.com/engineeringvids/status/1299024794642391040?s=20

8. Nerd jokes are the best

statistics 101 pic.twitter.com/9BdY6RTdgH
— Santiago Ortiz (@moebio) August 29, 2020